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    October 09

    Answers to Pirate Trivia

     
    1.) This is the third time I have written this list. I inadvertently deleted the other two.
    2.) I don't have a hard time coming up with 101 things about me.
    3.) I can't decide if that's because I'm vain or old. Probably a combination of the two.
    4.) I'm actually quite insecure.
    5.) Other people see me as very confident.
    6.) When in doubt: be loud.
    7.) My mother gave birth to me when she was 42.
    8.) I weighed 10 pounds, 15.5 ounces.
    9.) I am the baby of the family.
    10.) Birthdays are extremely important to me. Mine is June 29. Remember that!
    11.) I have freckles, and I hate them.
    12.) I started smoking cigarettes when I was 10. I quit 15 years later, the day I learned I was pregnant with my oldest son.
    13.) I had four boys in six years.
    14.) They were all born by Ceasarian section.
    15.) I was always the smartest kid in my class.
    16.) I was liked, but not popular in high school.
    17.) My dad was a raging alcoholic.
    18.) I caught him with another woman when I was 16.
    19.) My parents divorced. Immediately.
    20.) My mom drove a 1938 Harley Davidson until she joined the Navy in 1942.
    21.) She was a codebreaker in Washington, D.C. during World War II.
    22.) Her uniform, work station, and life story are on display in a museum in D.C.
    23.) She had her pilot's license.
    24.) She was not a fun mom. Apparently, all the fun stopped when we were born.
    25.) My parents are both dead.
    26.) My sons only have one living grandparent: my ex-husband's mother.
    27.) They call her their "crack-whore gramma." She kind of is.
    28.) I have not spoken to one of my brothers since our mother's funeral six years ago.
    29.) I think my mom would support my decision not to.
    30.) My greatest regret in my life is not being able to save my first marriage. I really loved him.
    31.) He really liked a female co-worker.
    32.) I am good friends with his new wife. She is not the co-worker.
    33.) I have taught Sunday school for eight years.
    34.) I am a deacon in our church.
    35.) I am a felon.
    36.) I am neither ashamed of it nor proud of it. It is what it is.
    37.) I lost my teaching job because of my felony.
    38.) That is the greatest sadness of my life.
    39.) I worked as a cops, court, and investigative reporter for a daily newspaper. I was tempted to write my own story.
    40.) If there is a great enough demand, I will share it someday.
    41.) I placed first in a national newspaper contest for an investigative series I did about babies born with a rare birth defect. Their mothers all worked at the same factory in our small town.
    42.) The Centers for Disease Control (CDC) became involved as a result of my stories.
    43.) I have hair extensions. They are human hair, not that synthetic crap.
    44.) My new husband is a professional skydiver; he is a tandem master, so I can skydive anytime I want.
    45.) I have jumped twice.
    45.) He is also a pilot. I will never fly with him again.
    46.) I have vertigo, which has ruined many adventures for me, including a helicopter tour of Hawaiian volcanoes.
    47.) My favorite month is May.
    48.) I eloped with my first husband.
    49.) I had a big church wedding with my second husband. To this day, people talk about how much fun it was.
    50.) The ceremony, not the reception.
    51.) I have spoken at two weddings and two funerals in the past year.
    52.) I cry every day.
    53.) I worry about things that are out of my control.
    54.) My favorite pizza is green olive, onion, and mushroom.
    55.) I am NOT a vegetarian.
    56.) I drink my coffee with lots of cream and sugar.
    57.) I love being alone.
    58.) My children's middle names are Zacherson; R; Thomas; Haines.
    59.) I think my husband is extremely sexy.
    60.) That's because he's smart, funny, and treats me like a queen.
    61.) I saw a bald eagle yesterday.
    62.) I hit a deer with my van; both the deer and the van were destroyed.
    63.) I am an excellent storyteller.
    64.) My children both amuse and amaze me.
    65.) I am allergic to aspirin.
    66.) I'm taking an EMT course.
    67.) I love getting a pedicure. It makes me feel fancy.
    68.) My husband wears a stocking cap to bed during the winter.
    69.) I wear socks to bed all year round.
    70.) We do have heat.
    71.) I prefer to wear thong underwear.
    72.) My children are bothered by that.
    73.) My mother went on a blind date with Ronald Reagan. She didn't like him, because he was "too old." He was 27; she was 17.
    74.) I collect African art pieces.
    75.) I hate camping.
    76.) I am a great-aunt.
    77.) I have a nephew who is 6'8" and weighs 350 pounds. He's my favorite.
    78.) I have alarmingly low blood pressure.
    79.) I love baseball. I firmly believe one of my sons will become a professional ballplayer.
    80.) I was on the danceline in high school. My children do not believe this.
    81.) I grew four inches after high school.
    82.) I had a relationship with a man 26 years older than I was.
    83.) I had a relationship with a man 15 years younger than I was.
    84.) The majority of my drinking stories end with "...and then the police came."
    85.) Really.
    86.) My dream house would have a library, complete with rolling ladder and a fat leather chair.
    87.) I would love to have another baby.
    88.) I love summer.
    89.) My faith keeps me sane.
    90.) I find it very easy to love people.
    91.) I kiss everyone on the lips. Everyone.
    92.) I am famous for my giant hugs.
    93.) I had braces until I was 17.
    94.) My cancer scares me, but doesn't consume my thoughts.
    95.) I am proud of what I've done with my life.
    96.) I ask people personal questions without hesitation.
    97.) They almost always answer me.
    98.) People respect my opinion.
    99.) I get jealous easily.
    100.) I am a terrible housekeeper. My house is clean, but messy.
    101.) I love hanging clothes on the line outside to dry.

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    Oct. 9
    Sarahwrote:
    I enjoyed your 101--this is such a fun excersize--I have one too, and maybe I should check it out again and re-do it, like you did!  I did it quite awhile ago.  We have at least a couple things in common--my aunt was a code-breaker in WW2, and I have also had a rather wild life, as it sounds like you have too. 
    Jan. 23
    Oct. 10
    Bobwrote:
    I love 101 lists, and yours was the BEST!!!  Now about that felony?  Let me take a stab at what it was.  You assaulted someone for forgetting your birthday!?!?
     
    Hope you're having a great weekend!
    Bob~
    Feb. 17
    Vedddy intharessssting.
     
    Usually, I enjoy reading 101s. But YOU? I loved yours. You have some interesting sh*t on yours.
    I don't know if I'm vain, insecure or arrogant but I could have gone on for another 50 or 60 on mine.
    I think you should add a few dozen or more to yours, too.
     
    And the felony thing? Consider this as a request that can turn into a demand on request.
     
    xoxo
    Dana
    Sept. 13
    Kayla Maewrote:
    Wow...that's cool. I like people who don't mind telling people 101 things about themselves...I like you! You rock Kay!! Haha, I should do that too, so that I can like me, and that way people can like me too.
    Sept. 12
    Lulawrote:
    The 101 in and of itself is great but in combination with those comments ... too funny!
     
    Demand, Great Demand, Demand. 
     
     
    July 16
    No namewrote:
    my advice...
    when doing a 101 list...do it on a word document with numbered bullets...then you never lose it and it's way easier to number and add things in...you probably alrieady thought of that, but since you deleted your list....maybe you didn't.
     
    gramma crack whore made me blurt out a laugh here in my office.
     
    ..and i found myself oh so curious about said felony.  I'm thinking what could this fabulously grounded person have done?
     
    I don't want a Library - just a librarian - and a naughty one at that!
     
    Brent
    Feb. 17
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    Jessey wrote:
    I have finally read this, yay!

    You collect African art? I quite like it too. My grandmother brought me traditional a wedding necklace from Kenya (I forget the name of the people... it starts with an M, but the word gleefully ricocheting around inside my skull at present is "Mayan" and that is rather obviously incorrect...). I'll try to remember to take a picture and post it for you when I'm next at home. It's a really neat necklace, very colourful, beaded in a thick collar.
    Jan. 12
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    Bernstein_Rocks wrote:
    Thank you for sharing, you have such interesting thoughts...and from the sound of it, an interesting past!
    Jan. 4
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    no_1_rainthrower wrote:
    i, clearly, need writing lessons...
    Dec. 21
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    EccentricBaker wrote:
    Wow! What a great blog. I just finished reading from the beginning and you are a fantastic writer. Sure am curious about that felony!

    I, too, am a grammar fanatic. My family says "well," instead of good when appropriate and could have, should have, would have. I have my ninth grade English teacher, Mr. G. Anderson to thank for proppa gramma and punctuation. Yes, I did go back and thank him.

    Looking forward to getting to know you better, gail
    Nov. 27
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    EccentricBaker wrote:
    Wow! What a great blog. I just finished reading from the beginning and you are a fantastic writer. Sure am curious about that felony!

    I, too, am a grammar fanatic. My family says "well," instead of good when appropriate and could have, should have, would have. I have my ninth grade English teacher, Mr. G. Anderson to thank for proppa gramma and punctuation. Yes, I did go back and thank him.

    Looking forward to getting to know you better, gail
    Nov. 27
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    momof6nohio wrote:
    ~ Great 101 Things~ This is the 1st one (other than mine) that I have actually read all of the way! I deleted my 101 things at least twice also.....I bet I cussed @ mine a lot more though~ lol
    Stop by my space anytime. I have 6 kids and Im always blogging about some of our craziness.
    Julie
    Nov. 26
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    stacey wrote:
    Kay.. you seem like an absolutely amazing person. Really.
    This made me smile, and I needed that. Thank you.
    Nov. 16
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    svandiver wrote:
    I'm so glad I found this blog. It is so refreshing to read. I hate that I have already gone back and read all of your entries so far. I now have nothing to read but the current ones. I hate that when it happens.
    Nov. 14
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    wishiweresomeone wrote:
    I finally got around to reading your whole blog. Dunno when you will see this.

    I am ashamed. I am ashamed to be writing about things that trouble me to such a degree that they impair my life, especially since they are primarily not real (real to me, but not real to people who have their shit together). I call them "Princess Problems." I shrink away when I meet someone who has real challenges that they face not only bravely, but with humor. I'm honored you've seen fit to grace my little blog. You've got better shit to do. Real and important shit. Like living and being grateful. You're a study in it.

    Who says you're not still a teacher? It's just that now you're not getting paid for it and your rapt pupils are all remedial fuckers who should know better by now. You deserve honor students. If I ever complete my pirate education, I can almost guarantee it will be only with a standard cap and gown. But I'm working on it. Fortunately, when I least expected it, I fould a great example to follow in an unlikely place.

    Previously, I thought the internet was only for porn.

    Thanks so much for having space we can all visit for laughs and lessons. But you have no post for today, so now I am worried about you. I hope you are just blowing us off and not having a bad treatment day.

    Rose
    Nov. 8
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    1SAAM11 wrote:
    Great list. Your birthday is the day after mine. I will be the big 4-0.
    Have a good day
    SAAM
    Nov. 7

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